Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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