my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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