My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
