Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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