this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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