OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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