Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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