I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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