if i can run in heels then i can drive
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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