So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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