Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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