idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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