I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.