...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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