so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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