Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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