What a fucking waste of an outfit
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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