i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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