sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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