uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
