it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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