you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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