I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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