"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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