Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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