u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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