Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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