So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
This baby is an asshole
You made out with two different species that night
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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