Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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