i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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