Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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