If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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