is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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