great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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