I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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