so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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