ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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