so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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