Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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