Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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