that's an acceptable place to lick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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