You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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