I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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