how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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