But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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