The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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