Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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