his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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