I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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