Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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