Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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