i will never coherently bang her
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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