I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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