For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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